Cov kaus mom kim tshaj plaws. Tshooj kaum peb. Txog ntawv kaus mom thiab kev muaj tswv yim ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas (ntu 2)

Cov kaus mom kim tshaj plaws. Tshooj kaum peb. Txog ntawv kaus mom thiab kev muaj tswv yim ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas (ntu 2)
Cov kaus mom kim tshaj plaws. Tshooj kaum peb. Txog ntawv kaus mom thiab kev muaj tswv yim ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas (ntu 2)

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Hauv tsev kawm ntawv Lavxias zoo tib yam rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv zoo ib yam, txhua yam txij thaum pib tsis mus zoo li nws tau muaj ua ntej hauv tsev kawm tshwj xeeb thiab hauv chaw dhia ua si. Yog tias muaj 80% ntawm cov menyuam hauv chav kawm tau ua txhua yam "raug" ntawm 4 thiab 5, thiab 20% tau ntsib teeb meem, ces 80% ntawm cov menyuam tsis tuaj yeem ua dab tsi ntawm no, thiab tsuas yog 20% ua tiav. Thiab tsis hais txog lub ncauj lus. Kuv qhia lawv ntau ntxiv rau kev qhia paub txuj ci, kuv tus ntxhais - "ntau dua" kev kos duab, thiab qhov txiaj ntsig tseem tseem zoo ib yam. Cov menyuam tau ua dab tsi yav dhau los hauv qib ib, tam sim no, xyoo 2010, cov menyuam tuaj yeem rov ua dua hauv qib ob, uas yog, ncua sijhawm ib xyoos!

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Cov menyuam hauv chav kawm sim "Lub kaus mom hlau Wendel". Dab tsi yog txias? Thiab tom qab ntawd!

Lawv tsis paub yuav txiav li cas, kos kab ncaj ncaj raws tus kav, siv kua nplaum. Lawv kuj tsis tuaj yeem mob siab rau lawv qhov kev txaus siab. Dab tsi yog "ntawv ntawv nrog" thiab dab tsi yog "ntawv ntawv hla" tsis meej rau lawv. "Saib ntawm no!" Lawv tab tom saib. "Rov ua dua!" Thiab lawv tam sim ua qhov tsis sib xws, uas yog, lawv pom li cas kuv quav daim ntawv ntev, thiab lawv tig nws hla !! Nws nyuaj heev kom ncav tes ua npuas hauv lawv lub hlwb nrog cov lus. Qhov ntawd yuav yog qhov uas tus tswv ntawm lub tsarist qub gymnasium yuav los ua ke. Pom tseeb nws yog lub cuab yeej zoo rau kev qhia paub lub hlwb ntawm cov menyuam ntawm cov niam txiv uas tsis ua haujlwm nrog lawv cov menyuam, tab sis tom qab tag nrho … lub tsheb ciav hlau tawm mus! Nws yog txwv tsis pub!

Kuv qhia cov menyuam: “Nyem tawm PVA kua nplaum los ntawm lub raj kom zoo zoo! Me ntsis me ntsis! " Thiab tom qab ntawd tus tub, nyob ntawm kuv xub ntiag thiab nws tus kws qhia, nyem lub raj rau hauv ib txhais tes thiab nyem tag nrho cov kua nplaum tawm ntawm nws ncaj qha mus rau lub rooj, thiab tom qab ntawd pib pleev nws nrog nws tus ntiv tes. Thawj lub siab xav yog muab nws rau hauv lub hlwb kom nws nyob hauv koj lub pob ntseg! Tab sis … Kuv luag ntxhi, tuav nws ntawm lub taub hau thiab hais tias: "Tsis zoo!" Tus kws qhia ntawv coj nws mus rau qhov nws nkag siab … Muaj ob txoj kev xav hauv kuv lub taub hau. Thawj: "Koj yuav tsis ua dab tsi rau kev noj qab haus huv ntawm koj tus ntxhais xeeb ntxwv!" Thiab qhov thib ob: "Nws tsis yog mis nyuj yuav tsum tau muab rau kev puas tsuaj, tab sis Hennessy cognac!"

Cov kaus mom kim tshaj plaws. Tshooj kaum peb. Txog ntawv kaus mom thiab kev muaj tswv yim ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas (ntu 2)
Cov kaus mom kim tshaj plaws. Tshooj kaum peb. Txog ntawv kaus mom thiab kev muaj tswv yim ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas (ntu 2)

Nov yog tus qauv ntawm lub roob hluav taws uas tuaj yeem ua tiav hauv chav kawm nrog menyuam yaus. Ob zaj lus qhia thiab nws tau npaj lawm. Yuav tsum muaj ob qho kom qhuav tag. Ntxiv mus, lub roob hluav taws raug txiav ib nrab thiab koj tuaj yeem pom nws ua haujlwm li cas.

Txawm li cas los xij, hauv plaub xyoos kuv tau "kawm" cov menyuam no. Lawv tau ua rau kuv: lub nkoj zhangadu, tus qauv pov tseg ntawm lub dav hlau, tus qauv pov pob ntawm lub foob pob hluav taws, lub nkoj Kon-Tiki, lub nkoj Indian, nkoj Viking, Hanseatic cog, frondibola, tus tub rog lub tsev fuabtais thiab ntau ntxiv, tam sim no koj tsis nco qab. Ob zaug peb tau teeb tsa lub rooj sib tham thoob plaws hauv nroog rau cov kws qhia ntawv nrog kev ua yeeb yam ntawm cov menyuam ua haujlwm li cas. Muaj kev zoo siab! "Eh, thiab peb yuav yog li ntawd!"

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Tib lub roob hluav taws. Pem hauv ntej pom. Cov khoom siv yog lub thawv pizza, ntawv xov xwm, thiab ntau thiab ntau ntawm cov ntawv tso quav. Thiab tseem muab tshuaj txhuam, PVA, pleev xim zoo nkauj thiab ntxhuab los ntawm hav zoov.

Thiab leej twg lossis dab tsi yog txoj hauv kev? Ob txhais tes tsis loj hlob los ntawm qhov twg, lossis puas yog ua npuas dej ntawm lub paj hlwb? Feem ntau, "raws li Senka thiab lub kaus mom." Ntawd yog, niam txiv tsis muaj sijhawm, thiab lawv tsis paub yuav ua li cas. Hauv qib kindergarten, qhov tsis muaj peev xwm no tsis tau them rov qab, tom tsev kawm ntawv, hloov chaw kawm ua haujlwm, ntau tus kws qhia siv lej ntxiv, thiab thaum kawg, tsis muaj dab tsi zoo! B. P. Nikitin hais rau kuv tias hauv Nyij Pooj cov niam niam nkag siab zoo heev thaum lawv cov menyuam pib noj mov nrog cov pas nrig thiab txhawb kom ua li ntawd txhua lub sijhawm. Lawv mus rau cov chav kawm: "Yuav ua li cas qhia tus menyuam kom noj zaub mov?" Vim li cas? Thiab nyob ntawd nws tau muaj pov thawj tias sai dua nws pib noj zaub mov, muaj zog ntau nws txhim kho kev txawj ntse ntawm nws cov ntiv tes, thiab lub siab tsuas yog ntawm lawv cov lus qhia. Ntawd yog, "lo kab" hla tus "rab diav" ua yav tom ntej thiab ua tiav cov txiaj ntsig zoo hauv kev kawm thiab tom tsev kawm ntawv thiab hauv tsev kawm ntawv. Thiab qhov ntawd txhais tau tias, hauv kev ua haujlwm! "Thiab yog li kuv nug lawv," nws hais tias, "Koj nyob deb npaum li cas rau peb hauv kev txhim kho kev txawj ntse ntawm koj cov menyuam?" Thiab lawv hais rau kuv: "Mus ib txhis!" Ntawd yog, peb kev txawj ntse yog qhov kev zam, muaj, hmoov tsis, txoj cai! Thiab qhov no yog qhov tu siab heev, vim qhov kev zam tso cai rau koj ya mus rau qhov chaw thiab tsim kev tswj fusion. Tab sis nws qib nruab nrab siab tsuas yog lub neej zoo! Dab tsi, ntawm peb, tseem ceeb dua.

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Tau kawg, nws yog qhov zoo rau menyuam yaus ua si khoom ua si hauv tsev, uas nws niam nws txiv thiab pog yawg ua ua ke nrog nws. Piv txwv li, tsev neeg menyuam roj hmab Duncan xav yuav lub tsheb xiav thiab … yuav nws. Thiab tus hluas nkauj hluas nkauj ntawm tsev neeg no tau pab pleev xim nws!

Ntawd yog, cov kws tshawb fawb uas tau sib cav tias nrog kev tshwm sim ntawm cov nroog kev txhim kho lom neeg ntawm tib neeg txoj hauv kev kom ua tiav tau zoo thiab lub sijhawm ntawm kev thim rov qab pib, uas peb tseem ntxiv cov pa roj carbon-14, strontium-90 thiab tag nrho lwm yam kev zoo siab ntawm lub sijhawm Tsov Rog Txias, yog qhov raug kiag li …. Ntxiv rau txhua qhov no, ua rau muaj kev sib txawv hauv zej zog sib txawv.

Tab sis tom qab ntawd, hmoov zoo, kuv tus ntxhais xeeb ntxwv kawm qib plaub, thiab kuv tsis mus kawm ntawv. Altruism yog qhov zoo, tau kawg, tab sis nyob hauv qhov nruab nrab.

Vim tib yam, kuv tus ntxhais thiab nws qhov chaw ua haujlwm tau hloov pauv. Nws tawm hauv tsev kawm ntawv mus rau "Academy" ntawm Penza lub tuam txhab tsim "Rostum", uas nws tau ntiav ua tus thawj coj ntawm cov phiaj xwm kev kawm. Thiab kuv yuav tsum hais tias kev ua haujlwm ntawm lub tuam txhab no hauv Penza tau hais qhia meej txog kev coj tus yam ntxwv. Lawv muaj lawv tus kheej qib kindergarten, qhov uas cov menyuam tau qhia … los ntawm cov kws qhia ntawv, thiab tsis yog los ntawm "kws qhia ntawv", thiab lawv ua tau zoo. Lawv muaj lub chaw pw hav zoov nyob rau lub caij ntuj sov nyob hauv plawv nroog, zoo li Swedish, nrog zaub mov, pw tsaug zog thiab kawm paub ua ub no, thiab ntau yam kev qhia. Ntawm lawv yog cov chav kawm hauv kev thaij duab yeeb yaj kiab, xov xwm sau xov xwm, hais lus zoo, ua lej thiab lwm yam lus. Raws li, cov chaw pw thaum caij ntuj sov tau muaj nyob hauv Crimea - cov kws ua yeeb yaj kiab, keeb kwm thiab thaj chaw hloov chaw "Hauv Kev Tshawb Fawb Golden", chaw pw ua lag luam, kev hloov pauv lwm hom lus hauv Malta, Canada, London thiab Ireland, Dublin. Ib xyoos twg, ntau dua 3000 tus menyuam koom nrog txoj haujlwm ntawm Rostum Academy. Muaj 6 ceg nyob thoob plaws hauv Penza hauv txhua lub nroog, kom cov niam txiv tuaj yeem xaiv qhov kev xaiv uas ze tshaj rau lawv lub tsev. Tau kawg, qhov no yog kev lag luam, uas yog, nws tsis tsuas yog them rau nws tus kheej, tab sis kuj tseem ua rau lub tuam txhab tau txais txiaj ntsig. Tab sis … nws yog kev coj noj coj ua hauv zej zog uas coj cov txiaj ntsig zoo rau zej zog.

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Txhua tus neeg koom nrog tau txais qhov Oscar thaum kawg ntawm zaj yeeb yaj kiab.

Yog lawm, kev koom nrog cov haujlwm no tsis pheej yig! Lub caij ntuj sov chaw pw hav zoov "Hauv Kev Tshawb Nrhiav Golden Fleece" raug nqi 52,500 rubles, thiab lub yeej rog hauv Malta yog 2600 euros. Tab sis … nws muaj, thiab cov uas nkag siab tias menyuam yaus yog lub txhab nyiaj zoo tshaj hauv ntiaj teb nqis peev nyiaj hauv lawv yam tsis muaj kev khuv xim.

Qhov pheej yig tshaj yog lub caij ntuj sov camp ntawm Rostum nws tus kheej - 7,000 rubles hauv ib lub lis piam. Tab sis qhov no yog nrog kev noj zaub mov zoo thiab chav kawm coj los ntawm cov kws qhia paub dhau los. Nws yog qhov tseeb tias nws tsis yog tsis muaj kuv nyob ntawd. Ua ntej tshaj plaws, nws tau ntxim nyiam, thiab muaj cov menyuam zoo li cas? Cov chav kawm nrog cov hais mav yog raws li hauv qab no: ntawm ib qho lawv tau txiav tawm cov ntsiab lus thiab ua rau lawv mus rau hauv lub nkoj Viking, thiab ntawm ob qho ntxiv lawv tau paub nrog cov neeg hais xov xwm nruab nrab, thiab tuaj nrog lawv lub tsho tiv thaiv caj npab.

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Thiab qhov no yog qhov khoom plig ntawm thawj qhov kev hloov pauv mus pw hav zoov "Kev Tshawb Fawb Txog Kev Tshawb Fawb". Thiab yam kev sim twg lawv tsis tso tsuas yog muaj !!!

Muaj 12 tus menyuam. Txhua tus zaum ntawm lub rooj sib cais. Lawv txhua tus muaj hnub nyoog sib txawv heev. Ntawd yog, ob tus menyuam kawm qib 5 thiab qib 2. Tab sis … qhov ntawd "lwm qib ntawm kev ua" txhais tau tias. Cov menyuam yaus hnyav dua, lawv tsis luag nyav thiab tsis ua ntsej muag luag ntxhi. Txhua leej txhua tus paub yuav txiav li cas nrog txiab thiab tsis yog txiav xwb, tab sis ua tib zoo txiav. Cov kua nplaum tau siv zoo. Lawv ua siab ntev tos lawv tig, yog tias ib tus neeg xav tau kuv kev pab, thiab tsis rub kuv lub ris - "kuv, kuv!" Ntawd yog, nws tau zoo siab ua haujlwm nrog lawv. Coob leej menyuam yaus paub tias lub nkoj Viking raug hu ua Drakkar, ib tug tub hais rau kuv kom ntxaws txog trirems. Tus qauv, thiab ib qho nyuaj dua, tau ua los ntawm txhua tus! Thiab tsis phem. Ntawd yog, piv rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv ib txwm muaj, nws yog ntuj ceeb tsheej thiab lub ntiaj teb. Nws tsim nyog ua haujlwm nrog cov no ntxiv.

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Txhua tus neeg uas cuam tshuam nrog "Academy" ntawm "Rostum" lub tuam txhab tau muab lub tsho T-shirt uas muaj npe thiab lub kaus mom ntaus pob. Zoo heev neeg thiab zoo nkauj!

Cov lus qhia ntawm heraldry tau nthuav heev. Ntawd yog, raws li kuv tau npaj tseg, nws dhau mus. Qhov twg lawv xav tau luag - lawv luag, qhov uas lawv xav tau txiav - lawv txiav thiab tsis muaj leej twg nyem kua nplaum rau saum rooj. Tseeb tiag, muaj lub sijhawm nthuav los ntawm qhov kev xav ntawm kev qhia paub tseeb. Ib tug tub hluas tuaj cuag kuv, puag kuv thiab hais tias: “Kuv nyiam koj cov dej num thiab koj tham nrog peb li cas. Kuv hlub koj! " "Neeg pluag! - Kuv xav. "Txhua yam muaj nyob hauv tsev, tab sis qee yam tseem ceeb tseem tseem ploj mus." Lwm tus ntxhais tau lees tias nws nyiam lub nkoj Viking. "Koj puas xav kom kuv muab qee yam ntxiv rau koj, koj tuaj yeem ua koj tus kheej hauv tsev?!" Nws xav txog nws thiab hais tias: "Tsis yog, cia lwm tus menyuam ua nws. Kuv yuav tsum mus rau pas dej tam sim no, tom qab ntawd mus rau chav kawm seev cev. " "Dab tsi txog hnub Sunday?" "Hnub Sunday kuv qhia cov lus qhia rau lub lim tiam!"

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Tus kws pab tswv yim hauv Camp Camp Julia hauv "Wendel lub kaus mom hlau". Thiab dab tsi, nws yeej haum rau nws!

Zoo, hauv qhov "hloov pauv zoo", txawm hais tias cov menyuam yaus tseem me me (tus hlob tshaj ua tiav qib 5), lawv ua tib zoo xav. Tsis zoo li kuv cov tub ntxhais kawm, lawv tam sim hais tias rab ntaj hnyav txog ib kg, thiab tsis yog 5, tsis yog 15 lossis 50 kg! Thiab ib tug tub hluas tsuas yog "tua kuv", hais tias William tus Conqueror yav dhau los muaj lub npe menyuam yaus Wilhelm Bastard. Pom zoo tias tsis yog txhua tus neeg laus paub qhov no. Ib qho ntxiv, nws tseem tsis tau kawm nyob qib 6! Tau kawg, lawv txhua tus xav nyob hauv "lub kaus mom hlau Wendel tiag tiag", thiab ntau dua li hauv "lub kaus mom kaus mom"!

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Tus ntxhais lub kaus mom hlau no zoo kawg nkaus …

Yog, txhua yam koj hais, tab sis nrog "cov menyuam zoo li no" qee zaum nws lom zem heev. Tus ntxhais nkag mus rau hauv pas dej hauv chaw pw hav zoov ntawm thaj chaw sanatorium nrog hav zoov: "Auj, pas dej da yog rau txhua tus! Yuav ua li cas amazing! " Tus tub: "Qhov chaw pw zoo tshaj plaws, koj tuaj yeem hais lus Lavxias ntawm no!" "Koj puas feem ntau hais lus Askiv hauv chaw pw?" "Tau kawg, ua ntej ntawd, kuv niam kuv txiv txhua tus tau xa kuv mus rau lub yeej rog ntawm cov kob ntawm Tenerife … Zoo, muaj qhov tsis txaus ntseeg!" Ib tug tub tsis meej pem sawv nrog daim npav yas hauv nws txhais tes nyob nruab nrab ntawm qhov chaw pw hav zoov zoo nkauj nyob hauv Crimea. "Qhov teeb meem yog dab tsi?" "Vim li cas, tsis muaj tshuab, kuv rho nyiaj tsis tau." "Koj puas xav tau qee yam?" “Tsis yog, txhua yam nyob ntawd. Tab sis lawv muab daim npav rau kuv, thiab ntawm nws 70 txhiab. Kuv puas yuav tsum siv lawv rau qee yam? " Tus ntxhais muaj 14 xyoos, tus thawj ntawm lub yeej rog: "Kuv yuav hu kuv niam tam sim no, thiab koj yuav ua txhua yam nws hais rau koj!" Tus Thawj: "Kuv yuav hu koj niam tam sim no, thiab koj yuav ya tawm ntawm no thaum ob teev thiab cia koj niam coj koj mus!" Niam tig tawm kom txaus nrog txhua tus nws (lossis nws tus txiv cov nyiaj!) Thiab cem nws tus ntxhais kom raug. Tab sis nthuav, tsis yog nws?

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"Pan lub kaus mom hlau". Cov menyuam yaus nyiam lub kaus mom hlau. Tab sis lawv twb paub lawm tias Vikings tsis hnav zoo li no. Ib qho ntxiv, lub kaus mom hlau no tsis muaj lub tshuab raj, tab sis cov hlua uas muaj lub ntsej muag. "Azino peb axes …" - Thaum cov menyuam hnov lo lus no, lawv pib hu nkauj tam sim ntawd.

Los ntawm txoj kev, cov ntsiab lus nthuav: cov menyuam tsis tau nyiam noj zaub mov txawv. Sausages thiab kib qos yaj ywm tsis muaj kev sib tw, tab sis "nqaij qaib tis hauv zib ntab hauv Fabkis" thiab lwm yam kev zoo siab tau ua rau muaj kev xav tsis thoob ntawm ntau tus. Ntawd yog, cov menyuam no tsuas yog tiam ob ntawm niam txiv muaj nyiaj. Thiab cov ntawd yog thawj! Thiab ntau leej txiv thiab leej niam tsis tau noj dab tsi qab zib dua li carrots, thaum lawv tseem yog menyuam yaus lawv tau txhuam cov quav nrog cov pog nyob hauv cov zos thaum lub caij ntuj sov, thiab lawv tsis npau suav txog kev mus txawv tebchaws. Tab sis … qee tus neeg muaj hmoo, ib tus neeg tau tawm ntawm nws nrog kev mob siab rau thiab ua haujlwm hnyav, ib tus neeg "tau mus rau qhov chaw raug". Nov yog li cas lawv thiaj dhau los ua … neeg muaj nyiaj. Thiab kab lis kev cai feem ntau tsis txaus. "Cia Dunka mus rau Tebchaws Europe" yog hais txog lawv. Txawm hais tias tsis hais txog txhua tus, hmoov zoo. Tab sis cov xov xwm zoo yog tias lawv muaj kev nkag siab txaus los xa lawv cov menyuam mus rau cov chaw no, qhov uas lawv mus txog qib uas lawv tus kheej tsis mus txog thaum lawv muaj hnub nyoog. Txawm li cas los xij, lawv cov menyuam yuav zoo siab dua!

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Tab sis peb mob siab rau tag nrho cov lus qhia rau kev tsim cov khoom zoo li no. Tab sis ntau ntxiv nyob rau lub sijhawm tom ntej!

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